Parce que ma grandmère est flambée.

I'm Brittany. I'm a 21-year-old studying English and journalism at UCF. I am the Assistant Music Director to the lovely ladies of the a cappella group, So Noted. I'm a twin, I wear shoes as seldom as possible, and I'm more than a little crass, so follow at your own risk.
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king-james-has-spoken: Avi is such a badass lol

king-james-has-spoken:

Avi is such a badass lol

I HAVE MAC AND CHEESE BITES COME SHARE WITH ME something something drinking in a DARE shirt.

I HAVE MAC AND CHEESE BITES COME SHARE WITH ME

something something drinking in a DARE shirt.

I know that spring break is boring because I have nothing to do other than my makeup.

I know that spring break is boring because I have nothing to do other than my makeup.

So uh… tabling outside the union for 5 hours will do some things to Irish skin. Gemini Blvd better appreciate me. Ack. :/

So uh… tabling outside the union for 5 hours will do some things to Irish skin. Gemini Blvd better appreciate me. Ack. :/

Hi These are my friends We’re superheroes

Hi

These are my friends

We’re superheroes

‘Murica.

‘Murica.

And so it was decided that the only cup from which one should drink strawberry daiquiris was emblazoned with Spider-Man.

And so it was decided that the only cup from which one should drink strawberry daiquiris was emblazoned with Spider-Man.

I brushed out the curls I woke up with this morning and now it’s got this super 70s kinda thing going on.

I dig.

Thank you, windy days at the Citrus Bowl.

Thank you, windy days at the Citrus Bowl.