I’m Brittany. I’m a 21-year-old studying English and journalism at UCF. I am the Assistant Music Director to the lovely ladies of the a cappella group, So Noted. I’m a twin, I wear shoes as seldom as possible, and I’m more than a little crass, so follow at your own risk. If you don’t like a lot of text… I’m not your girl. If you want someone really sarcastic and friendly to talk to… follow me, everything is alright~ Formerly baiseouaisbretagne, sentimental-valium, and theauralfixation.Ask.Archive.Covers.Shit My Mom Says + Shit My Dad Says.Me.Tumblr (3.0; @blowjayz)http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53343276538" src="http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53343276538/audio_player_iframe/blowjayz/tumblr_moj2g2FRWH1rt52d0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fblowjayz%2F53343276538%2Ftumblr_moj2g2FRWH1rt52d0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fan-troll.tumblr.com/post/53340014106">fan-troll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://good-little-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/53182467437/im-going-to-fucking-cry">good-little-homestuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im going to fucking cry</p> </blockquote> <p>please no</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53343276538http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53343276538Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:55:49 -0400why is this happening<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53340226861" src="http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53340226861/audio_player_iframe/blowjayz/tumblr_mo1ea76P8E1qmii0n?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fblowjayz%2F53340226861%2Ftumblr_mo1ea76P8E1qmii0n" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegrinnykitty.tumblr.com/post/53330715230/everkings-kesiah-portals-n-at">thegrinnykitty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://everkings.tumblr.com/post/53046690562/kesiah-portals-n-at-thewtfage-this-is">everkings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kesiah.tumblr.com/post/53020701357/portals-n-at-thewtfage-this-is-ke-has-song">kesiah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://portals-n-at.tumblr.com/post/52803834745/thewtfage-this-is-ke-has-song-blow-without">portals-n-at</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewtfage.tumblr.com/post/52396547004/this-is-ke-has-song-blow-without-the-auto-tune">thewtfage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without auto tune.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o1gy6wNq1r2d1e3.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>this is actually eerie. I like it far more than the actual song.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone know who did this mix? I would like a copy of it :) </p> <p>EDIT <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/deconstructed-ep/id596158823">found it!</a></p> </blockquote> <p>this kinda proves that not every singer that uses auto tune has a bad voice behind it</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53340226861http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53340226861Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:53:03 -0400favorite<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e33ecb68da274b9240f248a43ab26894/tumblr_mom37dcUp51qf64wgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53337641403http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53337641403Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:07:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73f39035f9848988c012eead9a712daf/tumblr_mnznx8sS6p1rrxrhjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mbulsht.tumblr.com/post/53251175332">mbulsht</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whyamiamusicmajor.tumblr.com/post/52339391170/mariodelmonaco-life-in-the-flatts-lane-found">whyamiamusicmajor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mariodelmonaco.tumblr.com/post/52332389925/life-in-the-flatts-lane-found-in-the-choir-room">mariodelmonaco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://life-in-the-flatts-lane.tumblr.com/post/52323281279/found-in-the-choir-room-at-school-yet-another">life-in-the-flatts-lane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man</p> </blockquote> <p>A+</p> </blockquote> <p>This is incredible</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the greatest</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53337221334http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53337221334Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:59:58 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rwoTHwJmyCg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justsayins.tumblr.com/post/51344638363/disney-legend-pat-carroll-voice-of-ursula-from">justsayins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>Disney legend Pat Carroll, voice of Ursula from The Little Mermaid, recites the infamous lines from The Haunted Mansion’s Ghost Host</strong></p> <p><strong>WATCH THIS NOW GUYS.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53331217986http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53331217986Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:27:39 -0400<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bd78b62ae27d7099071839a5e111409a/tumblr_inline_momd6ecwtf1qc91va.gif"/></p> <p>That’s not true at all! I’m not even the prettiest employee in my store.</p> <p>My boss, Christopher, is the prettiest. ;P</p>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53328597356http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53328597356Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:50:00 -0400excessreality<p>For every hateful anon, I receive tenfold the support. &lt;3</p>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53328045550http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53328045550Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:42:34 -0400callsign-scorpiusmiamor-mylifemissindianajonesjusterino<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roughrimjob.tumblr.com/post/53156465787/im-angry-because-no-one-is-kissing-me-right-now">roughrimjob</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>IM ANGRY BECAUSE NO ONE IS KISSING ME RIGHT NOW</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53327489207http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53327489207Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:34:51 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ADJhErmJuoQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/53287204477/russell-brand-destroys-msnbc-talk-show-host-for">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53320855317http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53320855317Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:06:18 -0400I just want to sit with Russell and listen to him talk<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lET-WXTsSwc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megumiovvo.tumblr.com/post/53292626336/chuck-charles-i-made-a-makeup-tutorial-for-all">megumiovvo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chuck-charles.tumblr.com/post/52894571808/i-made-a-makeup-tutorial-for-all-my-fellow">chuck-charles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye</p> </blockquote> <p><em>jfc</em></p> <p><strong><em>watch it</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53318404302http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53318404302Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:31:27 -0400hysterical<p>Woooooow what a dick!</p>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53317648899http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53317648899Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:20:00 -0400And I said I was the prettiest CASHIERamong the middle-aged moms and the men I THINK I'm pretty safeI make a joke regarding FEELING GOOD ABOUT MY APPEARANCE and this is what I get god THIS is why I'm a misanthrope<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fffcuk.tumblr.com/post/53135471217/today-this-girl-asked-me-if-we-were-hiring-and-we">fffcuk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53294830306http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53294830306Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:03:20 -0400This is why we can't hire any more cashiersThen the cute guys won't pick my lane anymore<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3681a310362b4986d84674128389866d/tumblr_mo4fv2AnHP1qez0zxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e7129d0f7c14a08279be82320b563c7/tumblr_mo4fv2AnHP1qez0zxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1b103e548a5044eccb2c2cafcbb2cce/tumblr_mo4fv2AnHP1qez0zxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff8aa80c20d7f918c89522b885e5121f/tumblr_mo4fv2AnHP1qez0zxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0b3d6c8d4fe33fd118bce5c6ebc4270/tumblr_mo4fv2AnHP1qez0zxo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/218622d54845136e230ba4a235c638f3/tumblr_mo4fv2AnHP1qez0zxo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53292072460http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53292072460Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:23:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ed77e549d4587f981b82bfe69b3e176/tumblr_moklptVi4f1qbyihao1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be96d0f6ae5ad2a94d1b1fee59567510/tumblr_moklptVi4f1qbyihao2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0350361a3d0edcd9fdeb8c3b1dfd9f34/tumblr_moklptVi4f1qbyihao3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20fe9a1ac2d9747bb6715542de5741c0/tumblr_moklptVi4f1qbyihao4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kateordie.tumblr.com/post/53283978745/tyleroakley-anna-and-jeremy-on-the-set-of-the">kateordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/53279618907/anna-and-jeremy-on-the-set-of-the-last-5-years">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Anna and Jeremy on the set of <em>The Last 5 Years</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… Do you mean to tell me that my favorite musical is being made into a movie?! This is too much.</p> </blockquote> <p>Seriously can’t wait</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53287156631http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53287156631Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:09:30 -0400I knew she was making a movie musical but I didn't know which ohmygod yes<p><a href="http://extrasad.tumblr.com">extrasad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53264203112http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53264203112Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:58:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4e237f94c29a38de825ad173ff8b6f0/tumblr_mm6xjpRvCe1rzljhho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cubedborg.tumblr.com/post/49462446285/finally-a-word-to-describe-it">cubedborg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Finally a word to describe it</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53263382347http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53263382347Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:35:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daddy.co.vu/post/53224120799/ive-been-wearing-a-pushup-bra-for-the-past-hour">buttermilkdad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ive been wearing a pushup bra for the past hour and let me tell you it is not doing its job. i dont feel like doing a single pushup.</p> </blockquote>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53263283765http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53263283765Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:33:06 -0400http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53263130440http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53263130440Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:29:05 -0400me: omg that workout was so ridiculous i'm going straight to the shower, i'm disgusting<br /> twenty minutes later: still in workout clothes + tennis shoes, sitting on tumblrhttp://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53252617664http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53252617664Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:11:36 -0400<p><div class="notification_inner clearfix"> <div class="notification_sentence"> <div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://excessreality.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">excessreality</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53246966431/my-texts-are-being-ignored-and-its-raining-like-a">photo</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53246966431/my-texts-are-being-ignored-and-its-raining-like-a"> My texts are being ignored and it’s raining like a&#8230; </a> </em></div> <blockquote>cuuuute. Your eye-brow game is near perfect.</blockquote> </div> </div> <div class="notification_inner clearfix">Dude oh my god that&#8217;s like the best compliment you could ever pay me</div></p>http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53249128812http://blowjayz.tumblr.com/post/53249128812Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:21:01 -0400excessreality