1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
nuggetsandpizza: Allow me to remind you about...
Con: Date talks about ex all night. Pro: He baked me a cake.
Being sick is awesome if only for the fact that I sacrifice my upper range for a low B. Yessssssssss.
billabroganblack: shonecakepastrypie: ...
Nothing ruins your day more than the underwire bursting out of your bra. I LIKED THAT ONE.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: zombiejig: okay favorite video ever, nothing will beat this.
ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
My brother on SGA elections.
Me: Didn't you say that you were going to vote for whichever campaign bothered you the least?
Me: Who bothered you the most?
Dylan: Those guys... but they did give me a popsicle...
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
I hate when I end up on that part of Youtube with military homecoming videos. brb chopping onions onions everywhere
mycroft: the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
And the thing that I wonder next is how does it affect even things like love?...– Face Blindness on 60 Minutes
selonian: yodaismyguidedog: egobus: ...
What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k -e.e. cummings
[[MORE]]I nearly affixed my eyelashes with Orajel just now. …I miss sleeping.
Hey UCF! Check out this awesome event!
acanerd: So Noted, UCF’s oldest all-female a cappella group, is hosting the first ever Mr. Bro Noted Competition tonight! It’s going to be so much fun, so come check it out! What is it? The Mr. Bro Noted Competition is an ultra-fun fundraiser hosted by So Noted. Basically, 10 guys will be competing for the title of “Mr. Bro Noted” - the man we think best represents our group. Contestants will...
Dan: Good job today on the vocal percussion!
Dan: I never thought I'd say this, but... remember when we were discussing what beatboxing while giving a blowjob would sound like?
Me: Haha, yep.
Dan: Well... we've found the Beatboxing BLOjob.
tuckercraig: soarin flyin there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
scubagoomba replied to your post: I saw that my brother was tagged in a photo… Because that shit’s interesting. I mean, it’s fun for him because he’s a physics major. I barely go to my own classes, let alone ones I’m not even paying for. However, his Theory of Relativity class that he’s taking next year? I’m tempted to audit that one.
I saw that my brother was tagged in a photo yesterday From a class That isn’t his My brother is the only person I know that goes to other people’s classes For fun Why would you volunteer to go to a thermodynamics class Just for funsies
queenposeidon: blowjayz replied to your post: one week until i am officially no longer a… 20th birthdays are basically the worst. Just forewarning~ i don’t have anything planned on my birthday but i do the two nights after and they aren’t birthday events this is the first year that i haven’t really cared too much that my birthday’s coming up ;~; Totally get that. I didn’t do anything...
Improv is like jumping out of an airplane and knitting a parachute on the way...– Brad Sherwood (via wellokay)
When I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch...– Jennifer Lawrence on how she is just like us what she does in her spare time (x)
Anonymous asked: You're beautiful.
atmyfuneral replied to your post: What if I made cheesecake dip… And mixed in… Oh my god, that sounds amazing! Well, then I’m totally doing that tomorrow!