Parce que ma grandmère est flambée.

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September 2011

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Sep 28, 20116,192 notes
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT TODAY SEEMS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAAAAAAAY

THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THINGS ARE GONNA GO MY WAAAAAAAY

Sep 28, 2011
#I'm in the best fucking mood today #I stepped in gum and I'm still chipper as FUCK
awww yeah keep dat up.

AWWWW NOOOOOO

Sep 28, 2011
tell my sxy things>

I’m wearing lace underwear.

SEXY THINGS.

Sep 28, 2011
Skid Row (Downtown) Original Soundtrack

fyeahshowtunes:

“Skid Row (Downtown)” Little Shop Of Horrors Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene and Company

Sep 28, 2011207 notes
#Rick Moranis forever #Are you the gatekeeper?
talk dirty to me...

That’s not my job!

Sep 28, 20112 notes
#GET IT #DIRTY JOBS #MIKE ROWE #IT'S FUNNY RIGHT?
harmonichotmess replied to your post: more thngs that turn yu on?

I have shoulder freckles ;) Mmmmm

More reasons for me to fall in love with you, Collin. I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR HAG. <3

Sep 28, 2011
#harmonichotmess
ugh yeah dont stop

Sep 28, 2011
keep going im almost there

YOUR GRANDMOTHER NAKED YOUR GRANDMOTHER NAKED YOUR GRANDMOTHER NAKED YOUR GRANDMOTHER NAKED YOUR GRANDMOTHER NAKED YOUR GRANDMOTHER NAKED

Sep 28, 2011
more thngs that turn yu on?

Biting. Thinness. Big eyes. “Come to bed.” Shoulder freckles. Basses.

Sep 28, 2011
OOOH lol, we used to call those "mordiscos de burro" in Venezuela. Yes, literally translated to "donkey bites."

cool story, bro

Sep 28, 2011
BUTTS THAT TURN YOU ON.

ALL OF THE BUTTS. YOUR BUTT, MY BUTT, BROWNGELE’S BUTT. ALL OF THE BUTTS.

Sep 28, 20112 notes
things that turn you on.

Breathing in my ear. Veiny arms. Playing piano. Perfect teeth.

Sep 28, 2011
ummm.... what are Indian Burns?

Google is your friend, bro.

Sep 28, 2011
#the-pun-isher
I want to throw you up against a wall and do awful things to you. LIKE GENOCIDE AND INDIAN BURNS.

I LOVE YOU.

Sep 28, 2011
WHO IS THIS MAN WHO HAS PIERCED YOUR TITTY-MITTENS WITH HIS SKYWARD PORKSWORD?!

LUKE SKYWALKER.

Sep 27, 2011
Really?

No, not really.

I’m picky. I’ve only let one guy do that, and I can’t think of anyone else that I’d want to right now.

Sep 27, 2011
Seriously, though; what do I have to do to shove my weiner between your sweater-puppies?

NOT MUCH.

Sep 27, 2011
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