August 2011
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July 2011
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College students: Know your major or you may pay... →
schmoigel: dreams0in0blue: jerriann: In a push to save money and force students to finish their studies as fast as possible, Florida’s public universities have doubled the fee they charge students who take more classes than they need for graduation. Starting this school year, students will pay an “excess hour” fee that’s equal to tuition on all courses they take after they complete a certain...
Jul 31st
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thehammerismyboomstick replied to your post: thehammerismyboomstick replied to your post:… Yeah, skinny kid+growth spurt+ delicious foods means I can barely wear shit I had in the 9th grade. Oh, trust me. I feel ya. My body’s too bootylicious for pants from last year. I look into my bowl of carbs and LAUGH. TAKE THAT, ME!
Jul 31st
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thehammerismyboomstick replied to your post: 4,11,19 ;) I don’t think I own ANY clothes that are 9 years old. Bro, that isn’t even the oldest thing I still wear. Being a fat kid + being a slightly more proportionate adult + being a clothes hoarder = everlasting shirt collection.
Jul 31st
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donkey-ass-kong asked: 4,11,19 ;)
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arqueete asked: What's your least favorite thing about college?
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tomhonks asked: awe why cant you stand ned and chucks relationship?
Jul 30th
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“Spring Awakening? Isn’t that the… no, wait… I’m thinking...”
–  My mom
Jul 30th
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soundslikebells replied to your post: soundslikebells replied to your post:… Nah, bro- nosebleed seats are $19 a pop! well, $32 with all the stupid LiveNation fees. But still. WHAT? I LOVE NOSEBLEEDS. YES PLEASE.
Jul 29th
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soundslikebells replied to your post: soundslikebells replied to your chat: Mom: I just… YES. we should go see Maroon 5’s concert in Tampa. That would be AWESOME. If it wasn’t like, $50 a pop. I know this because I just checked about an hour ago. Haha
Jul 29th
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“Did I ever tell you about the time that I went on a double date to TGI...”
–  My mom. Ohhhh the 70s.
Jul 29th
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soundslikebells replied to your chat: Mom: I just LOVE that Adam Levine. I watched The… Your mother and I have that in common. My mother and everyone else. Adam Levine hnnnnng You know I don’t like particularly muscular men, but DEAR JESUS GET IN ME.
Jul 29th
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Mom: I just LOVE that Adam Levine. I watched The Voice just so I could see him perform his new single.
Me: You know he did a nude photoshoot for Cosmo.
Mom: WHERE CAN I FIND THIS?! I want to make a poster of it. We'll get a poster of it and put it over my bed. Wouldn't that be... funny?
Me: I don't think-
Mom: JUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND THE PICTURES.
Jul 29th
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missindianajones asked: Like, I accept movie dates, but I legit think of them as: cool you don't wanna know me at all, k, free time.
Jul 29th
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Listencomeonbringit: pseudobitch: p00ville: ...
Jul 29th
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You gave your first kid the middle name Denim. And now your second kid is Koffi Debra-Ann. People my age should be neutered. Nothing good can come out of my generation reproducing.
Jul 28th
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missindianajones asked: Y U DISAPPOINT
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IMITATION OF LIFE IS ON INSTANT ON NETFLIX
I INTEND TO CRY PUDDLES WITH MY MOTHER NOW
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Listenstill-dreaming: Boyce Avenue | Teenage Dream
Jul 28th
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Anonymous asked: 14, 21, 23
Jul 28th
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missindianajones asked: 1, 8, 10, 11, 13, 17, 30, 33, 44, 38. <3
Jul 28th
thehammerismyboomstick: This one actually looks good! fauxxe: Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back? Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left? Your relationship status? Where did you meet your crush? Have you ever lost a close friend? Do you smoke weed regularly? Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person? Would you...
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Jul 27th
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zeldaappreciationblog: this right here is my swag
Jul 27th
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Listenkevinrobotica: Amy Winehouse — Will You Still...
Jul 27th
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your-guardian-angel-133 replied to your post: Why am I so retarded? lol, I did the same thing last year. Ended up living out of one of the suitcases for a week. pinocchiocolfer replied to your post: Why am I so retarded? I packed up all my shoes and I’m not leaving for 3 weeks lol Okay, good. I’m not stupid. Well, I’m probably still stupid. I’m just not alone. Megan,...
Jul 27th
Why am I so retarded?
I packed up all my clothes. I’m not moving for a week. I STILL NEED THOSE.
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sassafran asked: "YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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My ukulele is set to arrive the day I move.
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theepicemma-deactivated20120103 asked: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Jul 26th
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acleverdame replied to your post: What do you masturbate with? Hands? Toy? Brittany omg you made me laugh so loud joseph-bradfield replied to your post: Ever experiment anally while masturbating? PFFT HAHA. I just spit out my water.
Jul 26th
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donkey-ass-kong asked: What's your favorite euphemism for getting it on?
Jul 26th
Anonymous asked: What do you masturbate with? Hands? Toy?
Jul 26th
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Anonymous asked: Ever experiment anally while masturbating?
Jul 26th
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