April 2011
Everytime...
harmonichotmess:
Everytime I take out my wallet all the girls are like, “Oh my god I love your wallet!” And then when I say, “Thanks! It’s Betsey Johnson” they look at me like I’m a freak.
Betsey Johnson forever, dude. <3
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March 2011
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When someone types "Your welcome" instead of...
the-electricmoccasins:
BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.
THIS FOREVER AND EVER
We gonna be doing things
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
lieutenantcommanderspock:
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laurgasm- replied to your post: yellow :3
omg you’re so deliciously scandalous hahahaha
I try my best. ;D
She’s been yelling at him and looking over his shoulder on his laptop and being like, “SAY GOODBYE TO BRITTANY, WE NEED TO GO TO CLASS” and he left an event early yesterday and was like, “Sorry, have to meet Brittany, her rehearsal is letting out” and...
luluau asked: yellow :3
message me a color and i'll tell you a fact about...
tits666kittens:
orange: I’ll tell you 5 of my favorite things.
yellow: I’ll tell you a secret of mine.
green: I’ll tell you a fact about my appearance.
blue: I’ll tell you a fact about my personality.
purple: I’ll tell you 3 things i’m good at.
pink: I’ll tell you about my love life.
black: I’ll tell you something about my family.
white: I’ll tell you about the best day i’ve...
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I want to post about Assassins
but I have followers that are playing, so I don’t want to clue them in.
I’ll just say that I’m the first person to die.
Which is like getting picked last for dodgeball.
Fuck me.
bigbadwolf- replied to your post: Dear followers,
love you bb
Ditto, babycakes!
Dear followers,
Sorry I’ve been so busy lately.
I got unfollowed by someone I actually like today. :/
I promise to come back and be a better blogger as soon as all this nonsense is over.
court4short:
max-adler:
that awkward moment when you’re re-watching blame it on the alcohol and rachel is in her night clothes in her room with a lamp on indicating it’s the evening
calling blaine who receives her call in the middle of the day
*blink blink*
Well holy shit.
wut
continuity
where art thou
When someone on Tumblr says something really sweet...
And you’re like, “Why don’t I know you in real life?!”
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I heard there's a stipulation in Justin Bieber's...
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missindianajones asked: It reminded me us singing that song in your car <3
That awkward moment when one of your female...
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