December 2011
November 2011
acanerd replied to your post: Sans-Pants.
The sad part is the thing about the homeless guy is true…it was Max.
Haha that’s what I was going for. :P
Sans-Pants.
Oh man. So, I know this chick named Sans-Pants, and she’s TRULY terrible. I mean, she’s pretty, so at least she’s got that going for her, but she is the absolute dumbest. Smells like stale Cheetos, doesn’t know how to read… she even had some homeless guy sleeping on her floor once. She’s pretty fucking weird.
whatthefrell replied to your post: 6, 24, 56, 67, 84, 93
Oh my god is that a Kougra I could not love you any more than I do at this very moment
I hope you know that my only motivation in life is to earn your love.
Also, pizza. But mostly your love.
:'3 you're so rad!
Thanks!
I loved Neopets as a kid. It was such a good time-waster. Now, I just kind of have one left because I never know what to do with my arms while I’m sleeping, so I have to have something to hold.
IS THAT A BLACK KOUGRA?!?!?!? :'D
Yes! It’s a Shadow Kougra. I also had a Desert Aisha and a handful of Petpets.
…I hate myself.
6, 24, 56, 67, 84, 93
6) Do you smoke?
Noooope. I can’t even stand the smell.
24) What last made you laugh?
That baseball player that had been bothering me that was speaking bro to someone on the phone. Like, I’ve never heard someone talk like that in real life. It was like Jersey Shore epitomized. “Yo dawg, this bitch was like, ‘Cancel your plans from 8-10 because you’re hanging with me’ and I was like, ‘Bitch, I charge by the HOUR. You can’t just pencil me in like that. I charge by the hour, bro!’”
56) Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
More extroverted than I used to be, but I still have my shy moments. I have a little bit of social anxiety, but it’s MILES better than last year.
67) Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
I can’t even lie… this is on my bed right now.
God, I am so… wow. Neopets, Brittany? Really? You’re really cool.
84) What is your happiest childhood memory?
Probably just how close I was with everyone in my family. I was so attached to my brothers, and now I don’t really speak to them that often. That, and hanging out with Sarah all the time. I loved that.
93) If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
Every restaurant would serve Coke products.
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1. What’s your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What’s your favorite animal?
13. What’s your favorite television show?
14. What’s your favorite movie?
15. What’s your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What’s your sexual orientation?
19. What’s your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don’t know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
100. What is the meaning of life?
Fuck. How do they find me?
Same fucking baseball player that was bothering me last week is back to talk about tea parties and the VS Fashion Show.
dear GOD
