Oh man. So, I know this chick named Sans-Pants, and she’s TRULY terrible. I mean, she’s pretty, so at least she’s got that going for her, but she is the absolute dumbest. Smells like stale Cheetos, doesn’t know how to read… she even had some homeless guy sleeping on her floor once. She’s pretty fucking weird.
I loved Neopets as a kid. It was such a good time-waster. Now, I just kind of have one left because I never know what to do with my arms while I’m sleeping, so I have to have something to hold.
Yes! It’s a Shadow Kougra. I also had a Desert Aisha and a handful of Petpets.
…I hate myself.
6) Do you smoke?
Noooope. I can’t even stand the smell.
24) What last made you laugh?
That baseball player that had been bothering me that was speaking bro to someone on the phone. Like, I’ve never heard someone talk like that in real life. It was like Jersey Shore epitomized. “Yo dawg, this bitch was like, ‘Cancel your plans from 8-10 because you’re hanging with me’ and I was like, ‘Bitch, I charge by the HOUR. You can’t just pencil me in like that. I charge by the hour, bro!’”
56) Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
More extroverted than I used to be, but I still have my shy moments. I have a little bit of social anxiety, but it’s MILES better than last year.
67) Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
I can’t even lie… this is on my bed right now.
God, I am so… wow. Neopets, Brittany? Really? You’re really cool.
84) What is your happiest childhood memory?
Probably just how close I was with everyone in my family. I was so attached to my brothers, and now I don’t really speak to them that often. That, and hanging out with Sarah all the time. I loved that.
93) If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
Every restaurant would serve Coke products.
Same fucking baseball player that was bothering me last week is back to talk about tea parties and the VS Fashion Show.