May 2013
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Official application for those interested in...
buriedluck:
Will you take me to Taco Bell? Y[ ] N[ ]
ezioauditoress:
im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this
justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
distortionparty:
sending someone nudes is fun the first few times, but then eventually it’s like
and then you try to change it up all
jhahahahhahha
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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plaidalecki:
ok but do u realise how intimate it is to sleep fACING SOMEONE
and when you start to fall asleep and you keep kinda opening your eyes and drifting in and out, every time you open your eyes you see that person across from you, you look at them, and they’re sleeping facing you too and you make eye contact sometimes and you’re just LAYING THERE, GOING TO SLEEP, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
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allyson-wonderlnd:
silentlydrawn:
leepaced:
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long
it’s so true it hurts my heart
captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
lettucefetish:
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
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mugglesseekersdoctorsohmy asked: 7, 14, 18, 24, 36, 41
Anonymous asked: 18, 19, 20, 21, 30, 38
footmeetsface:
spoon-party-of-bombur:
multipack:
amyeatfeast:
stopthatitssilly:
alexkisu:
multipack:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
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sassafran asked: 2,4,6,01
Interrogate me
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
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oomshi:
stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg
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p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
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I was tagged in 11 questions by Lauren’s fitblr!
THE RULES 1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions the person tagged you and write 11 new questions. 3. Tag 11 new people and link them to the post. 4. Let them know you tagged them. QUESTIONS BY THEHEALTHJOURNEY
1. Do you think it’s harder to eat healthy, or to work out? Why? Eating healthy is so difficult for me. I’m...
heckboy:
“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
Some nights I work out until I feel like vomiting
And some nights I lay in bed eating Honeycomb and string cheese
Guess which night tonight is
onlytheilluminatisurvive:
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
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luluau replied to your post: A guy at work bought a bag of candy from me. After…
do you still work at target?
Yes ma’am!
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A guy at work bought a bag of candy from me. After he paid for it, he broke it open, said, “You’re doing a good job,” and handed me a couple handfuls of candy. :)
Anonymous asked: If the entire cast of Full House was replaced by several trucks
Anonymous asked: Are you seeing someone?
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Quick… while he’s making eye contact… say something sweet. Say something about how you enjoy his company.
“Good luck getting rid of me now.”
…nailed it.
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