Not usually about blowjobs, actually.
person: so where did you learn html?
me: not.... neopets...

jackfrostciicle:

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

literallysnokoplasm:

i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head 

I’ve never taken a Myers-Briggs test and now everyone in my department is saying they magically all have the same type and now I feel the need to be as introverted as they are

This is the weirdest peer pressure

katandthemouse:

fallontonight:





Thank you, Florida weather, for constantly making me think, “I didn’t know it was possible to sweat from that part of my body.





this made me literally roll on the floor with laughter.

katandthemouse:

fallontonight:

Thank you, Florida weather, for constantly making me think, “I didn’t know it was possible to sweat from that part of my body.

this made me literally roll on the floor with laughter.

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around