Not usually about blowjobs, actually.
sonnetstockmar:

Today I sprayed for bugs

And accidentally touched the spray

Aaaaand now I’ve lost feeling in half of my thumb

That’s okay I guess I didn’t need that one

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

do-you-have-a-flag:

the whole Inception fandom thing was so fleeting but so intense

every time I hear non je ne regrette rien playing I still think “here comes the kick”

llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties