Not usually about blowjobs, actually.

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

casyoubitch:

ladies, watch this video its only like 3 minutes long but i feel like a changed person. 

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
Anonymous

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

matsuoska:

life is too short to deny that you are a big weaboo